Terms and Conditions

By visiting dailydank.co.uk, you are consenting to our Terms & Conditions

Overview

Please read these Terms and Conditions before using the https://www.dailydank.co.uk website (the “Service”) operated by The Shade Borough (“us”, “we”, or “our”). The term “user,” “you” and “your” refers to website visitors, customers and any other users of the website. Sorry for the incredibly generic nickname.

By accessing or using this website, including all materials presented herein and/or ordering a product from this website, you agree to be bound and comply with these Terms and conditions, without modification, and acknowledge reading them. These Terms apply to all visitors, users and others who access or use this website. If you disagree with any part of the terms then you may not access the website.

Use of the website and Service

To access or use the website, you must be 13 years or older and have the requisite power and authority to enter into these Terms and Conditions. Children under the age of 13 are prohibited from using the website. Seriously, don’t do it. Go play some Football, instead. Football is good for you.

Information provided on this website are subject to change. Dailydank.co.uk makes no representation or warranty that the information provided, regardless of its source (the “Content”), is accurate, complete, reliable, current or error-free. Dailydank.co.uk disclaims all liability for any inaccuracy, error or incompleteness in the Content.

Links To Other Web Sites

Our Service may contain links to third-party web sites or services that are not owned or controlled by Daily Dank UK Limited.

Daily Dank UK Limited has no control over, and assumes no responsibility for the content, privacy policies, or practices of any third party web sites or services. You further acknowledge and agree that Daily Dank shall not be responsible or liable, directly or indirectly, for any damage or loss caused or allegedly caused by or in connection with use of or reliance on any such content, goods or services available on or through any such web sites or services.

Links to such websites or resources do not imply any endorsement by or affiliation with Daily Dank. These links are provided for your convenience to provide further information.

You acknowledge sole responsibility for and assume all risk arising from your use of any such websites or resources.

We strongly advise you to read the terms and conditions and privacy policies of any third-party web sites or services that you visit.

Affiliate Disclaimer

There are some links here at dailydank.co.uk that are regular ol’ Plain Jane links to other websites. And some of these links are links that, if you click them and purchase, we might get a commission in exchange—because companies are cool like that these days, you know? In the meantime, we only recommending things that we think are great, and not because of any kickbacks. That’s just cherry-on-top bonus money for our holiday fund. Because everyone should have a holiday fund. Don’t you think?

Order Confirmation

If you place an order with us we will only email you to confirm the placement of your order and with updates regarding product or service delivery. In the event that there’s an error in the email confirmation, it is your responsibility to inform us as soon as possible. Please. We would never, ever, want to leave you hanging.

If you’ve signed up for a subscription with us, the subscription renews automatically and your credit card/debit card will be charged fees stated at the time of purchase (or the introductory rate during the introductory period). The price may change at any time during your subscription period but you will be notified prior to this. Your subscription will start as soon as your credit card/debit card is successfully charged.

If you have submitted a payment in full for a service or product, Daily Dank UK Limited has the exclusive right to deny you the product/service if deemed necessary. If service is denied, a refund will be provided in full.

Cancellations, Refunds & Returns

We’re proud to offer a 30-day 100% money-back guarantee on products that are purchased directly from our website and not for affiliate products sold via third party links at dailydank.co.uk Just write in to us at info@dailydank.co.uk within 30 days if you have any issues and we’ll take the BEST care of you (and maybe even give you a haircut). Digital downloads are not returnable and therefore not refundable.

Product Description

While we try to be as clear as possible in describing, explaining and displaying any of our own products and Service, please do not accept that the website is entirely accurate, current, or error-free. From time to time we may correct errors in pricing and descriptions, because we might not have drank enough coffee the day we published something. We reserve the right to refuse or cancel any order with an incorrect price listing.

Material You Submit To The Website

You shall not upload, post or otherwise make available on the website any artwork, photos or other materials protected by copyright, trademark or other proprietary right without the written permission of the owner. The burden of determining whether any materials are not protected rests entirely with you. You shall be liable for any damage resulting from any infringement of copyrights, trademarks, or other proprietary rights, or any other harm resulting from such a submission and shall indemnify Daily Dank UK Limited from any claim against Daily Dank UK Limited resulting from your posting of materials to the website. For all materials submitted by you to the website, you automatically represent or warrant that you have the authority to use and distribute the materials, and that the use or display of the materials will not violate any laws, rules, regulations or rights of third parties.

Daily Dank UK Limited reserves the right to remove from the site any materials submitted by you that it deems inappropriate for the site or that appears to violate these terms and conditions.

Intellectual Property Rights To Your Materials

Daily Dank does not claim ownership of material you submit to us. However, the act of posting material to the site conveys an irrevocable, worldwide license for Daily Dank to use and distribute the posted material in connection with Daily Dank’s website and any related Daily Dank publications. You retain copyright ownership and any other rights you may rightfully hold in any content that you submit through the Service we provide. By submitting Material to Daily Dank you agree to hold Daily Dank harmless from and against all claims, liabilities and expenses arising out of any potential or actual copyright or trademark misappropriation or infringement claimed against you.

Our Intellectual Property

All content provided on the dailydank.co.uk website and in the Service, including all products are the intellectual property of Daily Dank UK Limited. The content of the website and Service are protected by copyright law. You may not modify, publish, transmit, participate in the transfer or sale of, create derivative works from, distribute, display, reproduce or perform, or in any way exploit in any format whatsoever any of the content on the website or the Service, in whole or in part without our prior written consent. You may not remove any trademark, copyright, or other notice from the content of the website or the Service. We reserve the right to immediately remove you from the Service, without refund, and to pursue all available legal remedies against you if you are caught violating this intellectual property policy. In layman’s terms, please don’t steal any of our content and reposition it to sell as your own. It’s not cool.

Termination

We reserve the right to terminate or suspend access to our Service immediately, without prior notice or liability, for any reason whatsoever, including without limitation if you breach the Terms. This is sort of necessary, in case Godzilla shows up.

dailydank.co.uk may also at any time change or discontinue any aspect/feature of the website or Service.

All provisions of the Terms which by their nature should survive termination shall survive termination, including, without limitation, ownership provisions, warranty disclaimers, indemnity and limitations of liability.

Governing Law

These Terms shall be governed and construed in accordance with the laws of England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales without regard to its conflict of law provisions.

Our failure to enforce any right or provision of these Terms will not be considered a waiver of those rights. If any provision of these Terms is held to be invalid or unenforceable by a court, the remaining provisions of these Terms will remain in effect. These Terms constitute the entire agreement between us regarding our Service, and supersede and replace any prior agreements we might have between us regarding the Service.

Lawful Purposes

You agree to be financially responsible for all purchases made by you or someone acting on your behalf on this website. You agree to use the website and to purchase services or products through the website for legitimate, non-commercial purposes only.

You shall not post or transmit through the website any material which violates or infringes the rights of others, or which is threatening, abusive, defamatory, invasive of privacy or publicity rights, vulgar, obscene, profane or otherwise objectionable, contains injurious methods, recipes, or instructions, which encourages conduct that would constitute a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability or otherwise violate any law. In other words, think carefully before you post.

Limitation Of Liability

You agree that under no circumstances shall we be liable for direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, special, punitive, exemplary, or any other damages arising out of your use of the website or Service. Additionally, Daily Dank  is not liable for damages in connection with (i) any failure of performance, error, omission, denial of service, attack, interruption, deletion, defect, delay in operation or transmission, computer virus or line or system failure; (ii) loss of revenue, anticipated profits, business, savings, goodwill or data; and (iii) third party theft of, destruction of, unauthorised access to, alteration of, or use of your information or property, regardless of our negligence, gross negligence, failure of an essential purpose and whether such liability arises in negligence, contract, tort, or any other theory of legal liability.

The foregoing applies even if Daily Dank has been advised of the possibility of or could have foreseen the damages. In no event shall Daily Dank’s cumulative liability to you exceed the total purchase price of the Service / product you have purchased from Daily Dank.

Changed Terms

We reserve the right, at our sole discretion, to modify or replace these Terms and Conditions at any time. What constitutes a material change will be determined at our sole discretion. Such amendments are effective immediately upon notice to you by us posting the new Terms and Conditions on this website. By continuing to access or use our website and Service after those revisions become effective, you agree to be bound by the revised terms. If you do not agree to the new terms, please kindly stop using the Service.

Effect Of Headings

The subject headings of the paragraphs and subparagraphs of this agreement are included for convenience only and shall not affect the construction or interpretation of any of its provisions.

Contact Us

If you have any questions about these Terms, please do contact us.

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Last updated: January 2023

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